6 Types Of Men You Find In a Bar On A Monday Evening

Mondays are the most boring day for most people because it is the beginning of the week after a swell time weekend. We find it odd to see people visit bars on Monday evenings. If you walk in the bar on a Monday evening either by mistake or by nature and you find some certain men there, they might fall into this category you are about to read below...


1. The ‘I Hate My Wife’ guy
This guy hates spending time with his wife, probably because his wife is a nagging cat or a drama queen. The guy will find all kinds of excuses to stay away from his wife. He never really manages to elude her wrath though, since no matter what time he comes home, he’ll always finding her awake, loaded with verbal ammunition.

2. The ‘I Have A Crush On the Barmaid’ guy 
  This is the guy that can’t take his eyes off the barmaid’s behind. He finds all manners of excuses to call her to his table. This guy even ends up choking on his beer sometimes due to lack of concentration on what he should be really doing at the bar. He always gets jealous whenever the barmaid smiles at other patrons. This kind of guy will always overspend, trying to show the barmaid how loaded he is, yet his wife and kids eat ugali sukuma daily at home. One thing he never forgets is to leave a tip..

3. The ‘Beer Is The Best Thing In The World’ guy
You know that guy that can’t function properly without a drink. This guy worships beer. It might be the normal guy who just loves his drink, or the drunkard who has completely lost direction. The normal guy who loves his drink always has three or four drinks daily then heads back home. He’s a responsible guy who takes ‘beer drinking’ as a routine. The other irresponsible guy is the one that needs to go to rehab. He gets caught several times by the police due to drunkenness. All his income is wasted on the counter and the police bribes.

4. The Business Minded Guy
This guy is always in bars making deals. He understands that people are at their weakest state when drunk hence he takes that opportunity to lure businessmen into several deals. He loves befriending people, especially patrons that arrive with big cars. This guy always knows where the honey is and isn’t afraid of getting it.  

5. The ‘I Need to Get laid’ guy
This might be a single guy or a player who didn’t get lucky enough during the weekend. So he kick starts the week with his team mafisi hunger. This is the type of guy you’ll always see sweeping his eyes through the bar like a CIA agent on surveillance duty. He’s always looking for a lady to pounce on.

  6. The ‘Life Is Unfair’ Guy
This is the guy whose life has multiple setbacks. He has every right to be in a bar on a Monday evening. He gets sacked, he fails his exams, he isn’t good with women and all those sorts of problems. This guy is always quiet and alone in the bar. he never wants to be disturbed. Even when a potential chips funga shows up, he doesn’t have the energy to chase. He’s just drinking and praying. At the same damn time.

written by Philip Etemesi