Joke Of The Day: Pastors Secret Confessions To Each other

 

I usually get funny jokes from my friends, so I love to share whenever I have one...This is one about four pastors who openly were having discussion about their secrets and they all agreed to be sincere with each about their problems, and which must be kept a secret between the four of them.


The first pastor: My problem is money. l do steal even from the church offering . Please pray for me.

The Second pastor: Mine is women. Whenever l see any woman, my desire will be to go to bed with her. In fact l have slept with most of the church (female) members.

The Third pastor: I am an occult pastor, all my miracles are all fake, please pray for me.

Then they all turned to the fourth pastor to hear his own problem, but surprisingly they saw him burst into tears and they all tired to clam him down. Finally when he stopped crying he said: 

 Fourth pastor: My problem is gossiping, when we leave this place everybody will hear everything the three of you have just told me. Please pray for me!

 The three pastors fainted...