I call him Nigeria fashion police because speaks the mind of most Nigerians when it comes to what our celebs put on these days..It mustn't be so expensive to look nice, these days what we see are fashion and styles are disaster.
In his recent published post he put up some celebs for discussion and for me i quite agree with what he said. I will be pasting some hilarious ones here. Happy reading:
1. D,Banj
I don’t give a rat ass if these high top sneakers were designed by Angel Gabriel and delivered personally to Dapo,I will always detest these high tops.I`m yet to see anyone who has made me appreciate them. Giuseppe Zanotti is a brand I appreciate but only based on the female collection. I however don`t have to appreciate everything he does and you shouldn’t love any brand blindly as well. Show your love to a brand one collection at a time. When you make this much noise about a pair of sneakers,it becomes very tedious and classless.
Anyway I guess all the blogs ran this as big news.Look at someone who should remain cool in situations like this acting like a toddler who just received his/her first three wheeled bicycle as aChristmas pressie.
D`Banj`s personal styling isn`t doing it for me here as well.He looks sooo hmmmm,I don`t know really to be honest.
2. Kim Kardashian
Everytime I look at this babe, what comes to mind instantly is sex and porn movies(thats was her job before nah).I have tried to view her differently but failed woefully.How other folks perceive her is up to them but this is my opinion. When a lady always goes out of her way to look and appear like a porn actress attempting to dress classy, then I don`t think I should be blamed for having that perception of her. I don`t believe any classy girl needs all these showcasing of titties and ass.If it is there we guys will sniff it out anyway unless you are hiding them in burqa.
On a few occasions I could have sworn I noticed the shapely behind of women even in their burqas.
Perhaps I have sensors in my eyes that detect fine nyashes,lol. The fact that we paid so much dosh to bring someone as untalented and trashy as Kim Kardashian to Nigeria exemplifies the dangers of leaving money in the hands of certain
3.Oluchi Orlandi Onweagba
I have never been a fan of Oluchi when it comes to fashion.As a former international model, Oluchi`s style is always a nasty kick in the teeth for fashion.I don`t remember when she has ever gotten it right and she didn`t get it right here either.
I love the fact that she pulled her hair in to a ponytail to expose her beautiful face but the slit to the Vijaajay was just too hoodrat-ty. I get peeved when they incorporate these endless slits and then try to cover their modesty with a clutch,tote,newspaper or anything they can lay their hands on.If you are not comfy with it then don`t wear it.
Perhaps,this could have been a great dress but that unfortunate slit has cemented Oluchi`s position in the losers list this week. Enjoy it Mrs Orlandi.
4.Adaora Ukoh
Lollll,lekwa nu this ratchet woman’s attempt to look sexy.This so off putting it is surreal. So much for showcasing legs! She belongs to a New Jersey seedy gogo bar
5. Pela Tonye Okiemute
This is the dude who tells us bleaching is healthy,abi?Well, have a good look and tell me if this dude is healthy. He seems bloated and his complexion is apparently not healthy looking. If you are gonna listen to this bloke then you are a dumb ass and deserve what is coming to you.Knock yourselves out if this is how you wish to roll.
6. Daniel Lloyd
This will fare extremely well in any competition to select Worst Double Breasted ever made by man. Congrats man!
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