Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Company Offers Customers Service Of Anonymously Sending Poo To Somebody You Don't Like


This is not a joke...In anticipation of Christmas around the corner, a company in Europe called ShitExpress now offers the service of anonymously sending faeces to somebody you don't like.The company ships to almost anywhere in the world. They also have other services online ,but it hasn't before been possible to do it without leaving some sort of paper trail.


ShitExpress only accept Bitcoin payments, which means it's almost impossible to trace who the payment came from.
So for the price of  €12.95, you can send horse manure (other manures are available) disguised as a present, along with a message for the unlucky person. There's no guarantee the package will make it through the mail delivery service because there are safeguards to protect people from receiving unwanted packages of excrement.
How it works
 1) Choose an animal
 2) Fill out the address of the recipient
3) Choose how you want it wrapped - plan, traditional, or gift wrapped
4) Pay using Bitcoin (or other crypto currency).

 Lol, this is wickedness.!

3 comments :

Anonymous said...

Lol, this is the funniest post i am reading today. I'm sure people are already sending shit to their enemies.

Nkechi Oluka

Oge chukwura said...

Lol this is funny

Eddy Duke said...

Lol