Husband’s Hilarious List Of His Wife’s Reasons For No Sex

Found this on New York post and thought I could share it with you guys...A fed-up, sexually frustrated husband documented every time his wife refused to have sex with him for a month with reasons like, “I’m too drunk and ate too much” and, “I might be getting sick” — and then sent the spreadsheet to her before she left on a 10-day business trip.
 In retaliation, the wife posted the sheet on Reddit. And it went viral. The document, which has since been deleted, also included snide side notes next to such excuses as, “I’m trying to watch the movie ‘(fell asleep 15 min later)’ ” and “I just came back from the gym, I feel gross ‘(didn’t shower until next morning).’ ”

The couple had sex three times in seven weeks — despite 27 attempts by the husband, his list showed.Check out the list below...

Then later his wife replied with this....