Hilarious Joke Of The Day: A Visit To My Rich Friend's House

 

Just to put a smile on your face. Na wah for all these rich people ooo.  I went to visit a friend from a very rich family. The maid approach me and asked...Check out our conversation below...



Maid: What would you like to have, fruit juice, yorgut, tea, chocolate cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?

Me: Tea please.

Maid: Ceylon tea, India tea, Herbal tea, or green tea?

Me: Ceylon tea please.

Maid: How do you want it, black or white?

Me: White

Maid: Milk or fresh cream?

Me: with Milk please

Maid: goat milk or cow milk?

Me: Cow's milk please

Maid:Freezeland cow or African cow?

Me: ummm, please give me freezland cow

Maid: would you like it with sweetener, sugar or sugarcane or honey?

Me: Cane sugar

Maid: White, brown or Yellow sugar?

Me: abeg forget the tea and give me a glass of water

Maid: mineral water, tap or distilled water?

Me: mineral water

Maid: flavored or non flavored?

Me: infact give me an empty glass

Maid: do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or beer mug?

Me: abeg free me, I will swallow my spit.....